Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top - nine degrees, he's sweatin'. Look at 'Titanic,' remember the boat goes into the icy cold waters? Little skinny Leonardo: dead. Final scene, Kathy Bates on a rowboat, coat open, eating a hotdog.

Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to.

I have to stop watching the Olympics. It just reminds me that I forgot to try really hard at something.

They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops.

Don't be like me. Look at me: monogamous, in shape, no debt, sober... I'm dead inside.

If we don't have souls then who am I talking to when I keep telling myself to be good?

We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future?