There are more whipped guys on television than there were on the Amistad.

If being a gangster were a prerequisite to being a musician, there'd be a lot less cello music, for example.

If I drive my SUV I'm supporting terrorism. Okay, I'll take a taxi, Is that better?

The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.

We're a spoiled, lazy culture, full of ethnic pride that has to have a parade for every nationality.

People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.

Everybody thought that Titanic was the most romantic movie ever. A story about two teenagers who knew each other for three days. Try to make that movie with a couple that's been together for a few years. 'Get in the goddamn boat, Rose!' 'I don't wanna get in the boat!' 'Get in, come on, I'm freezing my ass off out here! I wanted to go to Jamaica, but no, we had to go on a cruise in the middle of the winter!' 'You never draw me naked anymore'