I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.

Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.

We need more money for schools. We need more money for the kids. Ever think maybe the damn kids aren't worth it?

Christine Todd Whitman had to resign as the head of the EPA. You know, when the governor of New Jersey decides the environment is hopeless, you gotta really think that one through.

When I heard you could get a disease from playing with your prairie dog, I thought, 'Wow, what a euphemism.' I thought playing with my prairie dog was the best way to avoid diseases.

It's hard to distinguish when I was actually struggling from when I only felt like I was struggling - which was pretty much always.

If you spend five minutes with me or watch me try to balance my checkbook, you can only imagine the disaster I would make of anyone's legal issues.