All the evidence we need that God is angry with us is Justin Timberlake's career.

The reality is I'm not this person with this driving 'get it done' attitude.

You try not to have a favorite when you have sons or kids. Can't have a favorite. Can't let them know know if you do. I don't. I treat my main son and the other two exactly the same way.

Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket.

A dangerous fire retardant chemical is being found in women's breast milk. My wife's breastfeeding, but you know, you gotta be an optimist. I'm like, well, maybe it's making my child fireproof.

Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating.

If they [peple] really hate you, that means you're doing something right.