Little did I know that earning a living at stand-up is the hardest thing you can do. But once I started doing it, I just loved it, and I realized that I was actually kinda good at it, and then that was it.
Greg GiraldoJoke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly.
Greg GiraldoAmericans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.
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