It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the rest of them are women on Ally McBeal.
Greg GiraldoI've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.
Greg GiraldoYou think they could stop putting these experts on the news with their doomsday scenarios of how the terrorists might attack us? Because you get the sense they're coming up with ideas that these people haven't thought of themselves.
Greg GiraldoOnce I saw a homeless man wearing his underwear on top of his pants. Now we say, why don't the homeless just go out and get a job? If he's wearing his underwear on top of his pants, I doubt his resume is in order, and I don't think he's going to make it too far in the interview process. In fact, I'm pretty sure that McDonald's has a no underwear over your pant policy.
Greg Giraldo