The reality is I'm not a 'get knocked down and come back harder' kind of guy.

You try not to have a favorite when you have sons or kids. Can't have a favorite. Can't let them know know if you do. I don't. I treat my main son and the other two exactly the same way.

I think all gay guys should get married. I think they should have to get married. They should have to adopt kids because, actually, I'm getting tired of their happy-go-lucky lifestyle. I've had it with them being all happy and in shape. I could look good in denim short shorts and combat boots, too, if I had all day to do leg presses at the gym.

You think they could stop putting these experts on the news with their doomsday scenarios of how the terrorists might attack us? Because you get the sense they're coming up with ideas that these people haven't thought of themselves.

"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress."

It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the rest of them are women on Ally McBeal.

Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.