Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating.
You got a cop under five feet tall, what if he's gotta plant evidence on a high shelf? What then? What if he's gotta chase a suspect onto a ride at Disneyland?
We're a spoiled, lazy culture, full of ethnic pride that has to have a parade for every nationality.
There are more whipped guys on television than there were on the Amistad.
My advice to graduates is to stay positive. Life is short, and you'll be dead soon.
If being a gangster were a prerequisite to being a musician, there'd be a lot less cello music, for example.