We need more money for schools. We need more money for the kids. Ever think maybe the damn kids aren't worth it?
Greg GiraldoAmericans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.
Greg GiraldoThe things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that doesn't do it for me either. You just try to be funny.
Greg GiraldoGilbert Gottfried is famously cheap. I'm impressed you're here Gilbert. You gotta buy new clothes and take a week off work just to do this. But you showed up. You tightened your belt and you came. You're like David Carradine.
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