Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating.

You try not to have a favorite when you have sons or kids. Can't have a favorite. Can't let them know know if you do. I don't. I treat my main son and the other two exactly the same way.

In catholisism we have an entire religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story

A good joke provides tension, and then, release of that tension. You build the tension by saying things that are controversial. The release is the laugh. The bigger the surprise or insight in your joke, the bigger the laugh.

We need more money for schools. We need more money for the kids. Ever think maybe the damn kids aren't worth it?

The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.

Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating.