Some people say Larry the Cable Guy's only successful because he's pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting people's racist and homophobic tendencies. Don't listen to these people, Larry. They're just bitter and jealous and right.
Greg GiraldoWe're a spoiled, lazy culture, full of ethnic pride that has to have a parade for every nationality.
Greg GiraldoIf you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.
Greg GiraldoThe only reason we're not in Iran now is because we're going alphabetically and George Bush can't spell.
Greg Giraldo