In catholisism we have an entire religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story
Greg GiraldoLook at Thomas Jefferson. The guy had illegitimate kids in the 1700s, and they caught him last year. If you cheat on your wife and cover it up for 200 years, you're pretty much thinking you're home free.
Greg GiraldoThe only reason we're not in Iran now is because we're going alphabetically and George Bush can't spell.
Greg GiraldoYou're gonna check my computer records? Is that important? I don't think the government needs to know how I feel about teen Asian sluts in order to fight terrorism.
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