If you spend five minutes with me or watch me try to balance my checkbook, you can only imagine the disaster I would make of anyone's legal issues.
Greg GiraldoIf you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.
Greg GiraldoThe hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.
Greg Giraldo