My advice to graduates is to stay positive. Life is short, and you'll be dead soon.
If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.
Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket.
If I drive my SUV I'm supporting terrorism. Okay, I'll take a taxi, Is that better?
There hasn't been a more effeminate Jew in the closet since Anne Frank.
Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating.