Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket.

Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.

My advice to graduates is to stay positive. Life is short, and you'll be dead soon.

Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket.

Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating.

When I heard you could get a disease from playing with your prairie dog, I thought, 'Wow, what a euphemism.' I thought playing with my prairie dog was the best way to avoid diseases.

Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly.