Ice-T is so old that the first thing he bought with the money from his album sales was his freedom.

The reality is I'm not a 'get knocked down and come back harder' kind of guy.

I think all gay guys should get married. I think they should have to get married. They should have to adopt kids because, actually, I'm getting tired of their happy-go-lucky lifestyle. I've had it with them being all happy and in shape. I could look good in denim short shorts and combat boots, too, if I had all day to do leg presses at the gym.

If you spend five minutes with me or watch me try to balance my checkbook, you can only imagine the disaster I would make of anyone's legal issues.

People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.

It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the rest of them are women on Ally McBeal.

How many of you text message? It's a great way of not communicating.