"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress."
If I drive my SUV I'm supporting terrorism. Okay, I'll take a taxi, Is that better?
You got a cop under five feet tall, what if he's gotta plant evidence on a high shelf? What then? What if he's gotta chase a suspect onto a ride at Disneyland?
The only reason we're not in Iran now is because we're going alphabetically and George Bush can't spell.
Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating.
If they [peple] really hate you, that means you're doing something right.