You're in a bar - grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the chiefest of your health concerns at this point?
I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.
If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.
No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.
I would like to thank ABC for giving me the Drew Carey award. It only goes to one lucky guy with glasses a year, and gosh darn it, tonight I'm the king of the... general area.