And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

I don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's anything that a lot of experience on stage and a lot of stage time gives you is the confidence to know that it's ok if they're not laughing every second you're up there. Although that's what drives me and I still go too fast a lot of the time.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.