If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing we can learn from all the horrible things that have happened in the last 15-20 years is that hysteria is the last thing we need. Cool thinking, pragmatism, and analytical thought are most important at this point.

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.