I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different to us. Seeking out podcasts, listening on headphones, it's like an intimate, specific conversation. People respond if it feels from the heart. I'm as neurotic a human being as lives, and I have my faults. I'm a drunk. But people really like that.

I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.