Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing we can learn from all the horrible things that have happened in the last 15-20 years is that hysteria is the last thing we need. Cool thinking, pragmatism, and analytical thought are most important at this point.