Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.

You're in a bar - grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the chiefest of your health concerns at this point?

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.

I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.

Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'