I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.
I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.
And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.
No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.