I like the night life, I like to boogy.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

How would you like to make money in real estate?

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.