I like the night life, I like to boogy.

It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

How would you like to make money in real estate?

I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter me. And I have no other skills really, so I'm sorta stuck with this now. It's a little late to switch over to an ornithologist.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing we can learn from all the horrible things that have happened in the last 15-20 years is that hysteria is the last thing we need. Cool thinking, pragmatism, and analytical thought are most important at this point.