If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.

It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.