If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.

Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.