Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.