I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.
Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: 'Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at first glance will ever assume I know how to surf the net.'
If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.
I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.
I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter me. And I have no other skills really, so I'm sorta stuck with this now. It's a little late to switch over to an ornithologist.