I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.

My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.