I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

Let me tell you about Australia. It's really, really, really, far from wherever you live on Earth. You fly and you fly and you fly. Then relativity takes over and you get younger and younger. And when you land, you're a gleam in your father's eye.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.