I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different to us. Seeking out podcasts, listening on headphones, it's like an intimate, specific conversation. People respond if it feels from the heart. I'm as neurotic a human being as lives, and I have my faults. I'm a drunk. But people really like that.

I don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's anything that a lot of experience on stage and a lot of stage time gives you is the confidence to know that it's ok if they're not laughing every second you're up there. Although that's what drives me and I still go too fast a lot of the time.

Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.

How would you like to make money in real estate?