Tequila is like acid in a glass.

Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are slightly less treacherous than people who don't need them and do-like every shallow Hollywood star who wants to be taken seriously.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.