Tequila is like acid in a glass.

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.