I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'

How would you like to make money in real estate?

It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.