You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.

If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected.

I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.