Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?

It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.