Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.

Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.

I like to go to England, and I'll tell you why. I like to go to a country where I am considered the best-looking person. It's as simple as that. Hollywood, kind of a crushing ego blow - 'Hey Buddy Holly, you are so old, have you not perished in a plane crash?' But not in England, good God, not there. In England, God bless that dinky island, there it's, 'Good God, look at him. He has all his teeth and his ears are in proportion to his head.' I'm Brad bloody Pitt on that island.

President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!