I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

How would you like to make money in real estate?

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different to us. Seeking out podcasts, listening on headphones, it's like an intimate, specific conversation. People respond if it feels from the heart. I'm as neurotic a human being as lives, and I have my faults. I'm a drunk. But people really like that.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.