My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.

It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.

I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are slightly less treacherous than people who don't need them and do-like every shallow Hollywood star who wants to be taken seriously.