I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.

I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter me. And I have no other skills really, so I'm sorta stuck with this now. It's a little late to switch over to an ornithologist.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing we can learn from all the horrible things that have happened in the last 15-20 years is that hysteria is the last thing we need. Cool thinking, pragmatism, and analytical thought are most important at this point.