Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'

I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.

I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.