How would you like to make money in real estate?

I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.