No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.

Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.

President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?