If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

How would you like to make money in real estate?