Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing we can learn from all the horrible things that have happened in the last 15-20 years is that hysteria is the last thing we need. Cool thinking, pragmatism, and analytical thought are most important at this point.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.

It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.