I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected.
Greg ProopsMy feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.
Greg ProopsTalking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?
Greg ProopsI don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's anything that a lot of experience on stage and a lot of stage time gives you is the confidence to know that it's ok if they're not laughing every second you're up there. Although that's what drives me and I still go too fast a lot of the time.
Greg Proops