It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find it. I went to Australia, right, and I thought Australia was gonna be a groovy, surfnoid, smoke-a-joint wombat, you know? 'G'day mate!' 'No worries!' And it's like Arkansas with a beach. It's a whole country with a 'No Fat Chicks' sticker on it.

I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

I like the night life, I like to boogy.

I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.