Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.
Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.
Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are slightly less treacherous than people who don't need them and do-like every shallow Hollywood star who wants to be taken seriously.
Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.
Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.
Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.