I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected.

I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

I like the night life, I like to boogy.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.