Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.
If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.
I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.
My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.
I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected.