Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?

Let me tell you about Australia. It's really, really, really, far from wherever you live on Earth. You fly and you fly and you fly. Then relativity takes over and you get younger and younger. And when you land, you're a gleam in your father's eye.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.

You're in a bar - grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the chiefest of your health concerns at this point?