Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

You're in a bar - grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the chiefest of your health concerns at this point?

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.