I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.
I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.
Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.
Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.
Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.