Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."