I think it's our job to be happy and find happiness for ourselves.

Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely.

It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your house and swim around in the pool.

A nice thing about being 40 is that you're not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore.

At the same time, we can't blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has always, universally, been on the right side of justice is engaging in a hypocrisy that is itself a joke.

Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that's what you can do to us that's dramatic. We can't make a baby.

The wonderful thing about a TV show is if you get picked up for another season, there's no happily ever after.