It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your house and swim around in the pool.

I am a unique boutique product, I'm not for everybody.

The wonderful thing about a TV show is if you get picked up for another season, there's no happily ever after.

It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better, and it's wonderful.

All I want out of music is to think to myself, this could be in a makeover montage.

When I did find guys with whom I was very sexually compatible, trying to figure out how romance worked... when you're a gay guy you don't necessarily have that same push to make a conventional relationship work.

At the same time, we can't blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has always, universally, been on the right side of justice is engaging in a hypocrisy that is itself a joke.