The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
God is love, but get it in writing.
I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.
I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.
Men arenโt attracted to me by my mind. Theyโre attracted by what I donโt mind.