I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.
I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.
God is love, but get it in writing.