I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.

I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

A naked dog for a naked lady.

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.