I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up.

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.