I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.