Every time the media brings up the tea party, it's painted as racist and extremists - but there's never a backlash, no outrage to those comparisons. ... Working-class people are hurting - and it doesn't seem like anybody cares. When both sides are high-fiving it on the ninth hole when everybody else is without a job - it makes a whole lot of us angry. Something has to change. The policies have to change.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

I had a good friend in New York City.

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.