Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of The First Amendment Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My Rowdy Friends are OUT OF HERE. It's been a great run.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.