Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

Every time the media brings up the tea party, it's painted as racist and extremists - but there's never a backlash, no outrage to those comparisons. ... Working-class people are hurting - and it doesn't seem like anybody cares. When both sides are high-fiving it on the ninth hole when everybody else is without a job - it makes a whole lot of us angry. Something has to change. The policies have to change.

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.