Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

America is still a country of choices and options. And I have a lot of them.

I've probably got the most loyal hardcore fans in the music business. You know, I can sit around, go fishing, do ten shows a year, fifteen, none, twenty, and it's just fantastic. Because they know I shoot straight and I don't talk bull.

I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.