Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.
Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up
Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High.
I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.
People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.