Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.
It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.