A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.