A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Variety is the spice of love.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.