A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.